This is for an English paper I need to write.
And like if not
DMing for a group of pure Power Gamers:
Dear Min/Maxers: just stop. You’re doing it wrong.
gunwildversuseverything asked: Serious question though Brian, is that the P.O. box where we can send you stuff us fans have made that you might like? Thanks in advance.
yes. people send comics, music and movies they made, it’s pretty amazing.
but SEND CONTACT INFO!! at least two artists this year missed out on a potential opportunity because there was no contact info. it drives me NUTS!
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Disclaimer: The debates regarding D&D <3.5 (A)D&D alignments is as varied as it is spite- and rage-fueled—primarily among the most reviled and yet gleefully adopted Chaotic Neutral players. As a geek girl in the wild, I freely admit to sticking my foot in it with unabashed tongue in cheek. The writing advice, however, I’ll stand behind. … Because that’s where rogues do it best.
"When you’re CN, You’re CN all the way— From your first murdered man To your fated PK!" — The Unofficial Chaotic Neutral Song
It begins with someone in your circle of friends and gamers—most likely the one who has run every campaign under the sun (and the ones in the Underdark, too) speaking up with words very similar to this: “You guys, I have an idea!”
Suddenly, you find yourself with 4-6 other gamers feverishly drafting up the most vile, despicable, evil characters you can possibly imagine. The Lawful Evil childlike necromancer from the one who’d watched way too much anime? Check. The sexy, scantily clad Neutral Evil elf chick played by the one who never realized that getting laid took more than a dice roll? Check. The Chaotic Evil Int-dump barbarian played by the one who really doesn’t get this whole roleplay thing and just wants to kill as much as possible in a single session? Double check.
And then there is—there always is—the Chaotic Neutral character. Typically a rogue of some sort, because backstabbing one’s friends is almost as much fun as stealing their shit. Or this shining example of psychosis is a sorcerer of some kind, because if you can’t steal their shit then setting one’s friends on fire is hilarious.
Layer on an “anything goes” template and you’ve got fiends rolling with vampires and lycanthropy all up in that grill, and you just know nobody’s getting through this campaign in one piece.
Which is only partially the point of a good campaign.
D&D: Playing the Game
A crash course, if you will: Dungeons and Dragons is, at its heart, a pen and paper adventure game. For those of you who are not aware, think of it like a video game, but instead of a computer to do all the calculations, you have actual printed character sheets. And instead of a graphics engine, you have something called your imagination.
Much like your standard RPG, you make a character, get together with a handful of other characters, and immerse yourself in a world where your goal is to do quests, solve mysteries, rescue the [whatever got kidnapped] and kill the [whatever kidnapped it]. You gain magic items, upgrade your gear, and everything else you can do on a computer or console game, but it’s all done on paper.
Dementedly barbaric, right?
Ah, you just can’t go home again…
There is usually one person running said game—that person is called, among other things, the Dungeon Master, the Game Master, the Storyteller, and so on. God. They are the voice of every NPC, ever peasant, every kidnapped spoiled nobility, and (in theory) the impartial die-roller of your fate.
So, in short, you are playing out a story that is one part designated by the DM, and one part designated by the roll of a die.
The Hero’s Journey
One of the most engrossing aspects of D&D is the ability to play the quintessential hero’s journey character. You begin life as a level 1 nobody. You’re lucky to be just a little bit more interesting than Farmboy Jim, who obviously made Charisma his dump stat because he tends to smell like horse manure and Pine-Sol.
As a level 1 fighter/bard/rogue/wizard/sorcerer/etc., you aren’t exactly Chuck Norris, but as fate would have it, you probably walk into the right tavern at the right time to hear some sob story about how times are tough and the King’s daughter has been kidnapped and that dragon is razing good farmland—so much for Farmboy Jim—and there’s really good coin as a reward for solving any one of these.
So you and your adventurous compatriots go off on a journey that will test your mettle, your friendship, your luck, and—most notably—your ability to comprehend basic math.
Oh, THAC0. How I never miss you except as an extremely tired and old joke. Because you were never not funny.
Through fire and brimstone, Drow and dragons, you fight and roll and loot and maim your way into the annals of history—which is to say, somewhere beyond level 20. Congratulations. You are a hero.
But what about the other side of that story? What about the bad guys you’re fighting?
What’s their jam?
Hint: It should be exactly like yours.
Backing Up, Starting Over
Let’s start this all over from a writing point of view.
You know what it takes to create a character who is Destined to Become a Hero(tm). You’ve given her (let’s say her, because waaaugh, rawr, strong female character, whoosh!) a goal that will either start or end up to be extremely heroic, you’ve given her motivation to justify why she needs to attain this goal, and the conflict that you—as god, and occasionally in the role of story minion—will be throwing in the path to achieve said goal.
This is where the D&D path converges.
"A villain is really just the hero of his or her own story."
As a D&D character, if you happen to have a backstory no more interesting than Farmboy Jim (may Kelemvor have mercy on that poor sod, because we’re in the Forgotten Realms, now, bitches), you’ll gain one within the first game session. You may also come ready with your own Epic Goal(tm)—take revenge on your father’s murderer, hunt down your missing sister after she forsook her vows and fled the convent you put her in for “safekeeping”, kill the dragon that wiped out your best friend Jim, whatever.
What is most likely is that you are given your Goal Most Heroic(tm) by the Dungeon Master via particularly pessimistic and/or hysterical non-player character (who insists that times are tough, as if you didn’t know). Boom. Ready-made quest. The next few hours are like writing a book—with three to five other people.
As a writer, you know—of course you know—that a villain, an evil character, is really just the hero of his or her own story. Every villain needs a suitably epic goal, a determined motivation, and the conflict—usually in the form of the world and heroic characters—to thwart said suitably epic goal. Whether it’s destroying the world, murdering one of the heroes, or taming the dragon, there must be a reason.
And this is where the D&D path diverges.
Everyone who’s ever played an evil campaign D&D game will understand me when I say: man cannot live on dreams of carnage alone.
D&D Evil Campaigns are a PK-fest—that’s “player kill”, for you uninitiated—waiting to happen. Here’s why:
- Evil, by nature, does not play well with others. This is because a great deal of easily understood evil comes from selfishness. The selfish need for revenge, the selfish desire for more [insert desire here], the selfish belief that one is the end all, of all and should rule the world—or destroy it so no one else can. Ergo, “selfish” does not lead to trust.
- Campaigners, by nature, only really develop “work together” skills up to a certain level. A D&D campaign is as much about working together as it is shining as an individual, and many gamers are more interested in shining than in sharing. it’s a rare group who develops the strength of cooperative gameplay enough to trust and rely on each other to make the right—or at least best they can for the situation—calls at the right time. An evil campaign only widens that gulf: combine the most common view of evil (re: selfish) with a player’s innate need to be the most badass mofo on the block, and there is no more trust out of character than there is in character.
- The only thing to fear is fear itself (or a figurehead that embodies said fear), and when there is no reason for an evil character to fear (or respect), there is no reason for him to toe the line—and the key point for any successful party, whether in a D&D group or on the page, is everyone on some level must toe a line. Just like real life, you can’t just do anything you want and expect everyone else to fall in with you. The main difference between a good character and an evil character is that in many cases, evil (remember: selfish) sees no reason to cater to the common decency demands that keep us civil. Where there is no need to be civil—whether enforced by social mores or by a greater demand—there is no chance of trust. Compromise is the key to working together.
Do you see a trend here?
Any time a group of evil characters gets together, they must figure out the common denonimator that will keep them from turning on one another: and that must create a certain amount of trust—or at least a guarantee of some kind that keeps the characters in line enough to work together to achieve the goal. Without a Goal and the Motivation to achieve it, per character, an evil party will cannibalize itself.
And let’s face it: most of your average D&D gamers aren’t so complex that they’ll worry about these sorts of things.
Which brings me to the bonus stage: the exception to the above.
Chaotic Neutral: The Alignment of Twats (and Serial Killers?)
A Bonus Mini-Rant
Disclaimer: Yes, I know some of you love this alignment and probably play it well. This probably isn’t about you.
When it comes to the Chaotic Neutral member in your party, you can take everything I said and toss it right out the fucking window. Chaotic Neutral—much like the hunter class in World of Warcraft—is very easy to play, and very hard to play well.
Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about the Chaotic Neutral alignment:
A Chaotic Neutral character is an individualist who follows his or her own heart, and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although they promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first. Good and Evil come second to their need to be free, and the only reliable thing about them is how totally unreliable they are.
In the most shallow of definitions, the things most people pull out of this is: I do what I want, when I want, because I want to at that moment. Or, in a blunter format, I don’t believe in consequences, so fuck you.
Chaotic Neutral is the single most reviled alignment in any party. And the primary reason for this is that they have frequently confused Chaotic Neutral with Chaotic Evil.
Chaotic Evil is the alignment of (most) serial killers, those who are evil not because it’s unexpected but because they are extremely selfish and have no regard for others. Psychopathy is the hallmark of Chaotic Evil.
And yet legion is the number of Chaotic Neutral characters who will gut a fellow party member to claim the trinket said fellow found, of the sexy sorceress who will sleep with anyone who asks (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and then throat them after (definitely something wrong there), of the barbarian who will go slaughter an entire village for no other reason than because it’s fun, and so on.
Clearing Up the Misunderstanding
In AD&D—which is primarily Dungeons & Dragons with a new ruleset, and what everyone my generation and younger tend to base all D&D knowledge on—the Chaotic Neutral alignment was mistaken to mean a particular subset of crazy that captured the imagination and lusts of younger minds the world over: to wit, instead of the Captain Jack Sparrow or Snake Plissken brand of CN, they assumed it meant a hardcore version wherein change was always good, and chaos was king, and anarchy in the UK!
As these things are wont to do, this brand of Chaotic Neutral spread like wildfire, and it became part of the cultural memory of the D&D multiverse. Even now, if you ask a room full of people what Chaotic Neutral was, you’d get more “chaos for chaos’ sake” than you would “savvy?”.
And because of this, CN has not only earned a bad rap, but it’s considered the most “fun” you can have in a non-evil party.
Whenever someone tells me they prefer to play Chaotic Neutral, my ass begins to twitch.
A Public Service Announcement
When you are considering making an evil character, either for a D&D game or a book, I want you to consider these things:
"Without a Goal and the Motivation to achieve it, an evil party will cannibalize itself."
- Does your character have a Goal? If not, you can quit right now. No goal means no reason to do anything.
- Is there a strong enough Motivation to keep your character(s) going, to do what it takes—even if it means working with others—to accomplish it? If there isn’t, then just like any good-aligned character, the chances of said characters completing anything is minimal. It’s the equivalent of waking up one day and going, “You know, I think I’ll paint my kitchen. Or… you know, maybe not.”
- Does your group—either your campaign group or the party your book character has to work with‚ have a higher chance than normal to fall apart at the first sign of Conflict? If so, go back into your G/M/C charts and do what you need to do in order to fix that. If everything hinges on the other guy not being a douche, your character is in for some severe disappointment.
- Do you actually mean Chaotic Neutral? Or have you confused that morality with Chaotic Evil? Be sure.Captain Jack Sparrow may be a twat, but he’s not a serial killer. There is a difference. If you can’t see what that difference is, you need to go back to your G/M/C charts and ensure you have a solid grasp of character traits—what they are and what they aren’t.
- Are you (or your character) evil for the sake of being evil? Look, there’s nothing wrong with this, but just like any protagonist, you need more to keep going. See PSA #1. Being good just for the sake of being good is the same way. There has to be a why. Nobody is born in a vacuum. If you find the why, you’ll find the momentum.
And lastly, if you ever find yourself running, heading, or involved with an evil campaign, remember this: without trust or enough blackmail material to guarantee a certain amount of fear, this will only end in tears. Tears and bloodshed. (And if you’re the sort to think about factors like “long term viability” and “working together”, the tears and blood shed will probably be yours.)
Good luck, and gods speed.
Where I run we’ve cultivated a sort of playable Evil, a viable Evil Lite and a definite restandardizing of CN in a sandbox-y setting. A lot of what is written by the OP is extremely sound advice, whether you’re running a table top game (in any ‘verse) or a story based video game (‘specially sandboxy games).
Thankfully our formula seems to weed out a lot of these potentially negative experiences and sets us up to be able to guide player into a pretty rewarding experience for CN or any E (though not CE because, like the OP says, serial killers and the sort are CE and that’s pretty much a non-viable team effort, also not Family Friendly).
Oh, the blood and tears though… (but evil, right?)
My Little Raptor by briannacherrygarcia
FRIENDSHIP IS DISEMBOWELMENT.
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Reblogging this for my girls. This needs to be done.
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I’d love to see someone attempt to defend the clothing industry
YES! Except I spend way more than $30 on bras because my size isn’t sold everywhere only specialty bra stores. Last time I went bra shopping I spent close to $400 for 4 bras >_<My bras are like $45 or more
And then we have maternity clothing… which you wear for like, 3-7 months depending. Which all cost 3x as much as the stuff you’re suppose to wear for a year.
9/11 IS COMING UP IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
MANY OF YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR USERS — ESPECIALLY THOSE LIVING IN THE GREATER NYC AREA AT THE TIME — HAVE GREAT DIFFICULTY REVISITING THE EVENTS OF THAT DAY, PARTICULARLY WITH THE CONSTANT AND NIGH-INESCAPABLE MEDIA COVERAGE EVERY YEAR
PLEASE BE A CONSCIENTIOUS TUMBLR USER AND TAG YOUR 9/11 POSTS SO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HANDLE SEEING THEM CAN BLACKLIST THEM ACCORDINGLY
Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.
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